Posted 7 hours ago

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have.

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Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 15 hours ago

oreooficial:

spelling bee administrator: your word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie

Posted 15 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

foodchewer:

don’t disappoint your dogs

Posted 16 hours ago

unamusedsloth:

Someone made 50 cent’s tweet into a poster

Posted 16 hours ago

neguswemadeit:

anotherhippie:

sentimentalvelvet:

cartel:

mikemanmiller-us:

cartel:

if every mistake you’ve made was written in a book, would you read it?

Mine would be a 5 book trilogy with books as big as Harry Potter

trilogy.. 

””“5 book trilogy”“”“

5 book…

TRI-logy…

Posted 16 hours ago

herfavoritedrug:

wzrdkelley:

tarynel:

emare1990:

tarynel:

emare1990:

tarynel:

My clit is sore from all the masturbating I did last night. :-(

My Dick is sore from all the masturbating I did last night. :-(

This is depressing

Lets do something about this.

Nah.

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Posted 16 hours ago