(Source: zengraca)
i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
*calls family member by mom’s request*
*silently prays it goes to voicemail*
(Source: nointerrruption)
“so what are you learning in math at the moment?”
that’s a good question
(Source: aladone)
Man, who needs a lighter anyway.
why did i never think of this when i needed a lighter o.O
reblogging for those stoners who ever find themselves without a light jesus christ how did I NOT think of this
lol
imagine dropping le jay in there.. lol
up in smoke
Cutting off hair in ancient Asia (Japan, china, Korea & possibly some other Asian cultures) symbolizes being banished or rejected from their home. In the more modern age that is now, cutting long hair into a short cut means to forget the past, leaving the old and starting anew.
Okay, who’s the lil’ shit that put the last one in.
(Source: goldilion)