Posted 21 minutes ago

vuls:

*breaks down your front door* i just shaved my legs feel them

Posted 21 minutes ago

algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

Posted 21 minutes ago
Posted 21 minutes ago

sheepalicious:

takeawaysthepain:

nentindo:

how do beliebers still even exist

How do dumbasses still exist?

thats literally the exact same question

Posted 22 minutes ago

unclewhisky:

"We’re gonna die in a fucking gulag, but man, it’ll be worth it."

(Source: srsfunny)

Posted 22 minutes ago

katherineobscura:

Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down

Posted 22 minutes ago
Posted 23 minutes ago

illkim:

me when a fight breaks out at school

image

Posted 23 minutes ago

kanyes-wife:

every single scene from this show is on tumblr

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department)

Posted 23 minutes ago

priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*